THE MONTH
OF ZEPHRAM
MONDAYS

 

Chapter One

 

“I hate Mondays!”

 

     Back in the days when there were dragons and

knights and three-headed ogres, and wizards and fairies

and hydroxes, and a lot of other kinds of interesting

things, the Royal Quadruplets of the Kingdom of

Zephram glumly gathered in the Royal Schoolroom for

a long, Zephram Monday, spent learning important

Royal Subjects.

     The Royal Quadruplets' names were Thomasin,

Lizeta, Nedwyn and Elenlyn, but since they weren't

quite grown up yet (and their names were sort of hard

to say), most people called them Tom, Lizzie, Ned and

Nell. And, of course, they were also called Prince or

Princess too, because that was what they were.

     “I hate Mondays,” Ned grumbled again, for it was

Ned who could always be counted on to complain. “Just

because stupid old King Otto thought Zephram

Mondays were a great idea a thousand years ago, I don't

know why we still have to do it. No other country has to

do it.”

     His brother and sisters ignored him because they

heard the same thing every Monday! Monday was the day

when everything everyone did was dedicated or donated

to Zephram for the upkeep and support of the

kingdom.

     It didn't matter what type of job the people did,

whether they were bakers, or jewelers, or carpenters, or

horse trainers, or doctors, or math teachers. Whatever

the Zephramites earned, made, or did on the other days

of the week was theirs to keep. But on Mondays, all

work was for the good of the country. That meant that

even school children took their tests on Mondays so

that they got in the habit of working hard on Mondays

when they grew up.

     The proceeds and donations from Zephram

Mondays paid for important things such as the military

and the college and the hospital and the orphanage, so

that everyone in the kingdom was taken care of: happy,

healthy, and able to become as smart as they ever

wanted to be!

     During today's Zephram Monday, the Royal

Quadruplets were supposed to be hard at work studying

for their Weekly Test, just as they did every Monday.

But the Royal Tutor hadn't arrived yet, so Nell and

Lizzie were talking about their sister Princess Zephera's

upcoming marriage to Duke Harry and their father King

Hiram's 50th birthday celebration, both of which were

going to be held in a months time on the same day.

Ned, as usual, was complaining and trying to cause

trouble. Only Tom was quietly concentrating on a big,

musty, leather-bound book.

     “Duke Harry is ever so handsome,” sighed Lizzie

about their sister's fiancé. “I hope that when I am as old

as Zephera, I can marry a prince or a king or a duke just

as nice.”

     “Fat chance,” joked Ned, who was trying to annoy

his sister just as any brother would.

     “And I'll wear a wedding gown that is covered in

pearls and lace,” she continued, ignoring him just as any

sister would. “And I'll have flowers in my hair, and a

flora-ora tiara with diamonds on it. Why, I think it will

be even prettier than the diamond necklace Zephera

wants.”

     “You'll never find anyone like Duke Harry to marry

you,” said Ned, again trying his best to annoy her. “He's

the bravest warrior there ever was. Besides, someone

like him wouldn't ever even talk to you.”

     Lizzie continued to ignore him. “And I'd have eight

white horses pull my carriage, and my carriage would be

made of gold and silver and have real diamonds and

other sparkly stuff all around the windows. All the

people will be throwing flora-ora confetti as we drive

past – wouldn't that be just lovely?”

     “Flora-ora confetti,” her sister, Nell, repeated

approvingly. “I love that idea. Now that would be a nice

touch.” Nell was busy admiring the shocking green

flora-ora polish she had just applied to her nails. “But

won't you have to move away when you get married?

Live in his castle?”

     “I don't know,” admitted Lizzie. “Eeuwh, that

would be awful. Well, our castle is quite large enough.

We could all live here forever and ever. It's so big, we'd

never have to even see you,” she said, glaring at Ned.

     “You'll be living here forever and ever anyway,

because no one will want to marry you,” Ned retorted.

Then he changed his tone. “Well, I'm not getting

married. Gross. Who needs a silly girlfriend?”

     “Well, no silly girl would want you anyway!” Nell

jumped into the conversation to defend and support

Lizzie as any good sister would. “You're so nasty! I bet

Dad sends you off to patrol the borders as soon as

you're old enough. No one wants you around.”

     “I can't wait to go,” Ned declared, pleased to have

gotten reactions from both of his sisters. “Who wants to

be around –”

     “Come on, stop it!” said Tom, finally looking up

from his book. Tom was the only one really studying

hard for their Weekly Test – not only because he was

the first one of the quadruplets to be born (he beat

Lizzie by 11 minutes), but because he was also the

oldest boy, and going to be Zephram's king one day.

Understandably, he took his heritage very seriously. He

knew that he would have to know all kinds of answers

when he ruled the kingdom. Passing The Test was really

important for him to do.

     Ned made a face at Nell and Lizzie, and then went

over to the window to toy around with the telescope

that was set up there. He pointed the telescope away

from the water harbor views to look over the forests,

hills and dales of Zephram. He could see forever, and

imagined himself far, far away from the Royal

Schoolroom on this boring Zephram Monday.

     “You really should be studying this, too,” Tom

said, pointing at his book.

     “Maybe they'll forget,” said Ned, not even looking

away from the telescope.

     “Like that ever happens, especially on a Monday,”

said Tom, shaking his head in exasperation at his

brother.

     “Ned, why are you looking through that thing?”

Nell wasn't about to give up annoying him, especially

since he'd started it. “You're only supposed to use it at

night.”

     “No, that's not true,” said Ned. “I can use it

anytime and anyway I want. Besides, I might not be

looking at just the stars and moon. Who knows what I'll

see if I look in the right place?” Ned slowly panned the

telescope around to show how busy he was. “Hey,

what's that?” he asked a few minutes later. “I just saw a

flash. Did you see one?”

     Tom, Nell and Lizzie said no.

     “There it is again,” Ned said. “Um – it looks like

people are unloading a boat at the back of the harbor.

Maybe it's the sun reflecting on a piece of metal?”

     “Maybe,” Tom agreed absently. There was a knock

at the door.

     “Come in,” Lizzie called.

     “Excuse me, your Highnesses,” said the Royal

Tutor's Assistant, standing in the doorway. “I have the

latest delivery of the History of Ancient Zephram pages for

your History of Ancient Zephram History Book.” The

History of Ancient Zephram was like a "real time" history,

written by the History Writer and delivered current-

event-fresh each week.

     “Thank you,” said Lizzie, rising up to take the stack from him since

he didn't seem to want to enter the room. But the Royal Tutor's

Assistant wasn't quite finished with his errand.

     “I have been asked to let you know the Royal Tutor

has the flu –”

     “Woo hoo!” Ned loudly whooped with glee, while

Nell whispered a delighted, “Yes!”

     “And he told me to tell you to be sure to spend

your Zephram Monday time studying about the invasion

of Hilden for a quiz tomorrow,” the Royal Tutor's

Assistant continued, frowning at Ned and Nell.

     “Oh, great,” Ned grumbled.

     “Of course we will,” Lizzie assured him (Lizzie was

always unfailingly polite). “Please tell the Royal Tutor

we are studying hard and hope he feels better.”

     “Hardly studying,” Ned whispered to Nell.

     “Thank you, Princess,” said the Royal Tutor.s

Assistant to Lizzie, and he backed quickly out of the

doorway, his job done.

     “Please tell him we hope he feels better,” Ned mimicked

his sister as the door closed. “I should say not. Who

wants to study more?”

     “More? Try at all,” Nell suggested, her small

moment of bonding with Ned over.

     Tom was glancing over the new pages the Royal

Tutor.s Assistant had brought. “Looks like last week.s

Treaty is in here, all up-to-date.” He put the pages

carefully at the end of the big huge ancient book that

had been manhandled by the Royal Children – and all

their ancestors, in fact – for the last thousand years.

Then, the quadruplets finally settled in for a relatively

quiet period of studying (or in Ned's case, whatever else

he could find to do instead).

     “Now, about our gift for Dad's birthday,” Lizzie

said presently, looking up from her book. “I was

thinking we could –”

     Suddenly, the sound of a gong was heard. The

quadruplets jumped at the noise and looked at each

other in dismay.

     “Oh dear,” said Lizzie, biting her lip.

     “Oh no,” said Nell, looking down at the green flora-

ora nail polish that her mother had absolutely forbidden

her to wear.

     “No way,” said Ned, turning away from the window

and telescope.

     “Not already,” said Tom with dismay, closing his

book. Because it was that dreaded time, dreaded by the

Royal Quadruplets: the dreaded once-a-week Test Time

with their Royal Parents.

     “At least some of us have been studying,” Nell said

triumphantly to Ned. “Maybe some of us will pass the

Test this time!”

     “Yeah, right,” her brother laughed.

     “Let's go get it over with,” Tom said, getting up

from the table. “Come on.”

     With glum faces, the quadruplets left the safe

boredom of their Royal Schoolroom and slowly made

their way through the maze of castle hallways to meet

their weekly fate.

     “Good morning, your Highnesses,” a group of

school girls said obediently as they passed each other in

the hallway. Then they whispered behind their hands

and giggled at Nell and Lizzie because they were on their

way to recess, and they knew the Royal Quadruplets

were on their way to take their Weekly Test.

     A test that everyone else had passed long ago.

     “They are so annoying,” said Nell, and Lizzie

squeezed her hand in sympathy. The four trudged

slowly and steadfastly onward.

     “Good morning, your Highnesses,” said Alf, the

Royal Tailor's son, with a smug smile on his face he

directed at Ned as they passed each other. Alf knew

what time it was, too.

     “He is so annoying. I hate him,” said Ned of his

arch nemesis.

     “Stop it – we don't hate anyone,” Tom said.

     “Maybe you don't,” said Nell, “but they don't pull

the same stuff on you that they do on us. You're going

to be King Thomasin one day – they're not that stupid,”

she reminded him.

     At that moment they arrived at the ornately carved

and flora-ora gilded doors of the Royal Throne Room.

The quadruplets stopped and looked at each other.

     “Dare you to knock,” Ned teased his brother.

     “The sooner we do it, the sooner we can go,” Tom

reasoned to Nell and Lizzie, choosing to pay no

attention to Ned.

     “You're right,” Lizzie agreed.

     “Coward,” Tom said to Ned, and he bravely

knocked.

     Jepson, the Royal Steward, opened the big doors

with a loud creak. He looked down and saw the Royal

Quadruplets.

     “Their Royal Highnesses Crown Prince Thomasin,

Princess Lizeta, Prince Nedwyn and Princess Elenlyn

have arrived, your Majesties,” he announced. He stepped aside and, with a

big flourish of his hand, gestured for them to enter the room.

 

Test Time had come.

 

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